hey guys :)
had one of the bestest days ever today..
read this story written by
my dear 5 year old brother who watches too much tv and talks too much
anyway, he's really smart now and read this story he wrote..
amazing ;)
p.s. he's Calvin, also the subject in the story;)

The Calvin story

One day, Mr. Calvin went for a walk. And he saw a giant crocodile. Then he got out his pocket knife and he threw it into the giant crocodile’s mouth and it went right into its body and split out at its tail. And it was dead.

And Mr. Calvin went on on his walk. And he came upon a giant elephant. And the giant elephant charged at Mr. Calvin. But Mr. Calvin just stepped aside and the elephant rushed to the tree and bumped on the tree and he went head over heels into the air and went down a rocky hill and was dead.

So he went on and on until he was very tired. He sat on a log that had been chopped down from a tree!! And a stroke of lightning hit another tree and it fell right at Mr. Calvin but Mr. Calvin just jumped off the log and the tree crushed the log and the log was in two pieces now.

And Mr. Calvin was very tired now but he went on with his walk. He walked hundreds and hundreds of miles. He was tired but he still went on walking because he was very strong. And then he started running and running and running. Then he stopped running and looked around.
He walked and ran so far that he had come to a desert. And he saw a spider, a giant tarantula with huge fangs. He saw it catch a lizard and squeeze it until it was as flat as a pancake. Mr. Calvin knew that it was a tarantula spider and he saw that he wanted to bite him, poison him and make him die. But he took the giant tarantula at his abdomen and squeezed it to death. Then the giant tarantula died.

And so Mr. Calvin went on his walk until he came to a dark forest. And he saw the most poisonest spider in the world. And it is called the Black Widow spider (its nickname was shoe button). It was a giant and a drop of his poison could kill twenty thousand million mice. Mr. Calvin just took out a rubber band, and put the end of it at his nail and he pulled the other end of the rubber band and he aimed it right at the huge spider and shoot the rubber band at the huge spider and it was knocked off its very very very messy web. And it fell down on the forest ground on its back. And then it got up again and was ready to bite Mr. Calvin but Mr. Calvin was not scared.

The huge Black Widow spider lifted up one of its legs and step on Mr. Calvin but Mr. Calvin was so strong that he stood on his legs and hold the spider’s leg and turn it round and round and round and threw it so far that it grew smaller and smaller.

Then he went on with his walk and saw a giant lion. The lion was just going to pounce on Mr. Calvin when Mr. Calvin pounced on the lion and landed right on the lion’s back. And the lion kicked up his back and Mr. Calvin flew in the air and over the giant lion’s head and landed right in front of it .The lion went charging at Mr. Calvin. Mr. Calvin went charging at the lion and they hit together. Then Mr. Calvin catched the lion by the tummy and threw him at a very hard tree. The lion hit the tree and ran away from Mr. Calvin into a dark forest.

And Mr.Calvin went on and on until he came home. Then he got in his house and had his tea. And then his dinner. And then he went up to bed and fell asleep.


The end