And how can they say I never change
they're the ones that stay the same
John Rzeznik- I'm Still Here


five reasons why you should not have kids


1. Toshio from Ju-On/The Grudge

i was watching The Grudge (yes the first one)
with phyebeng,ru, and cassie yesterday
and the girls were covering our faces
almost all of the time =)

he'd be pretty cute if he didnt
do the strangling sound all the time

don't kill your kids, people.
be considerate.


2.The Evil Clown from It

i read this book when i was a kid
(not a good idea actually)
and i was scared of clowns ever since.
(except for thathotone)

but anyways,
NO CLOWNS IN BDAY PARTIES!
they are evil!


3. Damien from The Omen

when i came out of the cinema
i vowed never to have little boys.

you never know,
your kid may just be the Devil's spawn
and kill you while you water your plants.

urgh.


4. Chucky from Child's Play

The reason why i hate HATE soft toys.
look at that!

dolls. are.not.cute.

and for the biggest reason of all,


5.Calvin Tan from.. nowhere

sometimes,
he makes me want to kick him repeatedly.

see the red mark on his head?
he very smartly played with the suction-things
but sticking them on his head a few hundred times
and that red mark (much like a hickey)
stayed on his forehead for a whole week!

so stupid >.<

note that all these evil people
are... ....
boys.

i dont think i want my
tristan-nathan-ethan-dylan-ryan
anymore.
(don't steal my sons' names,
you evil alcoholic!)


happy halloween!
remember, chocolates are very welcome
:)