im so paranoid i scare myself sometimes.
i was thinking about all the little little things i always do
and i realise... im probably the world's most paranoid person!
* i used to think that someone installed a CCTV in my glasses so everytime i showered
i would put in facing the wall so no one could secretly watch me bathe. (so so so stupid)
* i used to think that in everything, there must be equality, if not the world is off balance.
so in order to do my part in keeping the world safe again (like superhero only),
i would do everything in equal. one of the STUPIDEST things was if one part on the right side of my body itched, i would scratch it together with the same part on the left side, and if i didnt scratch both sides, i would feel super uncomfortable. so you'll see my scratching my face all over even if only one teeny part was itching. >.<
*my greatest fear in life is... to lose my two front teeth.
there is NOTHING worse than that trust me!
so everytime i run/jump/skip, i will put my tongue into the space between my two front teeth and the back of my lips. this is to cushion my teeth in case i fall (according to the Laws of Physics, this will prolong the 'masa' and 'mengurangkan daya impuls'. Physics DID come useful after all!)
*my other greatest fear is if my zip is undone.
seriously, observe me and you can see me always, CONSTANTLY touching my zip to make sure it's still up.
(im not doing anything gross okay!)
there's a lot more but i have to stop cuz the mosquitos are KILLING me
and i have to look after my siblings if not i can't go genting tmr :(
p.s. my JPA interview tmr. praypraypray hard!
p.p.s. going genting with class people tmr also. *wheee!*
p.p.s. if you've watched OTH Season three episode 17 & 18, share la! me and yeanz are DYING here okay!
i was thinking about all the little little things i always do
and i realise... im probably the world's most paranoid person!
* i used to think that someone installed a CCTV in my glasses so everytime i showered
i would put in facing the wall so no one could secretly watch me bathe. (so so so stupid)
* i used to think that in everything, there must be equality, if not the world is off balance.
so in order to do my part in keeping the world safe again (like superhero only),
i would do everything in equal. one of the STUPIDEST things was if one part on the right side of my body itched, i would scratch it together with the same part on the left side, and if i didnt scratch both sides, i would feel super uncomfortable. so you'll see my scratching my face all over even if only one teeny part was itching. >.<
*my greatest fear in life is... to lose my two front teeth.
there is NOTHING worse than that trust me!
so everytime i run/jump/skip, i will put my tongue into the space between my two front teeth and the back of my lips. this is to cushion my teeth in case i fall (according to the Laws of Physics, this will prolong the 'masa' and 'mengurangkan daya impuls'. Physics DID come useful after all!)
*my other greatest fear is if my zip is undone.
seriously, observe me and you can see me always, CONSTANTLY touching my zip to make sure it's still up.
(im not doing anything gross okay!)
there's a lot more but i have to stop cuz the mosquitos are KILLING me
and i have to look after my siblings if not i can't go genting tmr :(
p.s. my JPA interview tmr. praypraypray hard!
p.p.s. going genting with class people tmr also. *wheee!*
p.p.s. if you've watched OTH Season three episode 17 & 18, share la! me and yeanz are DYING here okay!
5 Comments:
go sit flying coaster!!!but it's rm10 with the theme park tag rm12 without!!
the scratching thing has to be one of the most ridiculous things ive ever heard....n the putting tongue to cushion ur teeth thing (go test c whether theory correct :P)....but the cctv thing not really la...i damn paranoid my parents installed a cam pointing at my comp recording every thing i'm doing....not that i watch porn or anything la but u get it....ahahaha
yea. i'm dying without oth...
ey u must have serious problem when you do a liberty on one leg, then the other leg just bends throughout the performance. super unbalanced wert..
if you fell over with your tongue in front of your teeth, you might sever your tongue. i think thats worse because you can always get a set of false teeth but false tongue? they hvnt figured that one out yet.
when i was young i used to wonder if the whole world was some sort of giant experiment by aliens and i was the guinea pig. so everyone i knew were in cahoots with this experiment and everyone i didnt know, the ppl out on the streets were peripheral people out to fool me by making this illusion of 'real world'. of course, there arent that many aliens, many of them play different roles, which would explain why some ppl look alike. someone in school would remind me of someone in sunday school.
this i thought, also explains why i sometimes got stares from total strangers in public. cuz they're peripheral ppl in eye contact with the 'guinea pig'.
beebs: wah, think im very rich ah/!!!
crazy.. didnt go le :(
hoho: hiding all your skeletons huh! eh i really cushion my teeth wan =)
yeanz: that one ar.. i stopped the habit before cheer mar :) so weird right, then how i do heel stretch?!!
phyebeng: i FEEL THAT WAY TOO!!!
gosh :)
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